One day johnny’s mam
One day Johnny’s mam asks the class, “Which part of the human body goes to heaven first?”
Suzi said, “Well, it’s our hands.
We do all the good things with our hands, so they are bound to go to heaven first.”
The teacher says, “Very good. Anybody else?”
Rocky says, “Well, it’s our heart.
We think all the good things with our heart, so it’s bound to go to heaven first.”
The teacher says, “Very good.
Do you want to say something, Johnny?”
Johnny says, “Our legs go to heaven first.”
The teacher, not getting any clue says, “How comes it, Johnny?”
Johnny says, “Yesterday night, I was passing through my parent’s room, & there was my mom, legs high in the air screaming ‘Oh God!
I am coming
