Doctor Doctor My Girlfriend is Pregnant
Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never breaks. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.
One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him.
In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun and shot the Lion, and then it died!
Guy: Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion.
Doctor: Good! You understood the story. Next patient, please.