Linguistic Humor – Timbuktu
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming.
They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu”.
The first to recite his poem was a Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert and trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels, two by two destination—Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
I and Tim a-huntin went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They were three, and we were two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down!
