Johnny’s First Day Of School
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, the teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he didn’t know.
So his teacher told him to go home and find out.
After school, he went to ask his dad but he was fixing the car.
Johnny: Daddy what is 10+10
Dad: f*** off can’t you see I’m busy
He went to ask his brother Jake but he stood on his desk and jumped on his bed.
Johnny: Jake what is10+10
Jake: I’m Batman
So he went to his sister(Mary) and she was listening to music.
Johnny: What is 10+10
Mary:(singing) Let’s go, baby
he asked his grandma but her hearing wasn’t so good.
Johnny: granma what is 10+10
Granma:48
He asked his mom and she was baking hamburger buns
Johnny: what is10+10
Mom: my buns are burning
The next day at school
Teacher: So Johnny what is 10+10
Johnny: f*ck off can’t you see I’m busy.
Teacher: (angry)Who do you think you are…
Johnny: batman
Teacher: go to the principal’s office
Johnny: let’s go, baby.
Principle: so how many times do I have to beat your a$s Johnny I am also going to call your mom to take you home for the day.
johnny:48
5 minutes later
Johnny is walking to his mom’s car.
Johnny: (yelling) My buns are burning!!
