Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call
saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had s*x with a teacher.
When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike.
When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and
replied with my butt still hurts.
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