Yachting
A man joins a yachting team. His new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex.”
The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life.
When he gets home, his wife asks how the evening had been and not wanting to lie,
but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he says, “Oh, I had to give a talk about yachting.”
To his wife, this seems a little peculiar but she says nothing more and goes to sleep.
The next day she bumps into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asks,
“I heard my husband had to give a speech last night. How did it go?”
His mate said smiling, “Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!”
The wife looks confused and replies, “Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was violently sick!”
