A Penny For Your Thoughts
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch.
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For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, uh, I was thinkin’… perhaps it’s about time for a wee kiss.”
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
He blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, the girl spoke again. “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
The young man knit his brow. “Well, now,” he said, “my thoughts are a bit more serious this time.”
“Really?” said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
“Aye,” said the lad. “Din’na ye think it’s about time ye paid me that first penny?”