A Drunk Man Walks Into His House

A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.

He walks up to his wife with it and says,

“This is the pig I’ve been f*cking’.”

His wife says, “That’s a duck.”

He quickly replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.”


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