A Famous Chinese Detective
A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later he received this report: Honorable Sir, You leave the house.
I watch House.
He comes to the house I watch.
He and she leave the house.
I follow.
He and she get on the train.
I follow.
He and she get off the train.
I follow.
He and she go to the hotel.
I climb a tree and look in the window.
He kisses her.
She kisses him.
He strips her.
She strip he.
He plays with her.
She play with he.
I play with me.
Fall out of tree.
No see. No fee
