A Husband And Wife At Custody Court
The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: “Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?”
Ex-wife: “I brought him into this world so I should have custody of him”
Judge: “That is a simple yet good reason.”
Then the judge looks towards the ex-husband.
Judge: “Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?”
After a brief moment of silence, the ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. He replies
Ex Husband: “If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?”
