A neighborhood kid
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money.
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He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?”
The man indeed had a job for the boy to do
He handed the boy a can of red paint and a brush.
“Paint my porch.”
The boy was eager to do a good job and the man went back inside.
A couple of hours later, the boy knocked on the door again.
“Okay, mister, I’m done painting
But I gotta tell ya, that’s not a Porsche, it’s a Lamborghini.”