A psychic goes into an opticians
A psychic goes to an optician to get his contact lenses replaced.
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Upon learning his customer’s profession, the optician asks what next year has on hold for him.
The psychic replies “Alas, I cannot tell you”
The optician, who has had a terrible year up to this point, begs him for just a basic reading, even offering free contact lenses for a year.
“As I said” the psychic retorts “There is nothing I can do.”
The optician, getting desperate at this point, offers his services for free for life.
The psychic, getting annoyed replies “I wish I could, however, if I had 2020 vision, I wouldn’t be going to an optician in the first place!”