A Young Honeymoon Couple
A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
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After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man who handled the snakes.
“Gosh!” exclaimed the new bride. “You certainly have a dangerous job.
Don’t you ever get bitten by the snakes?”
“Yes, on rare occasions,” answered the handler.
“Well,” she continued, “just what do you do when you’re bitten by a snake?”
“I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make deep criss-cross marks across the fang entry and then s*ck the poison from the wound.”
“What, uh… what would happen if you were to accidentally sit on a rattler?” persisted the woman.
“Ma’am,” answered the snake handler, “that will be the day I learn who my real friends are.”