An Elderly Couple Going To Florida

An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they are going.

The wife says “What did he say”. The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are going.

He then tells the officer that we are going to Florida.

The customs officer now asks how long they were going to Florida.

The wife says “What did he say”. The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know how long we are going to Florida.

The husband tells the officer that they have been going for 2 months.

The customs officer then asked where they were coming from.

The wife says “What did he say”. The husband turns to his wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are coming from.

The husband tells the officer that they are from Hamilton.

The customs officer thinks for a minute and tells the husband that he had dated a lady from Hamilton and she was the worst piece of ass he ever had.

The wife says “What did he say”. The husband turns to his wife and says “He thinks he knows you”.


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