The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said,
“She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife!
He said, “Why? Is she super-hot too?
I said, “No, she’s an optometrist!”
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