A Man Walks Into A Bar One Night
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful-looking bartender and asks for his favorite premium beer. “But all that comes to real money.” “How much money?” inquires the guy. “Four…
A Newlywed Couple Moves
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?” He says, “What do I look like, Bob Vila?” The…
Won’t You Kiss Me, Doctor?
“Won’t you kiss me, doctor,” asks a beautiful woman.
Wife Is Running In The Park
A wife is running in the park And takes a break to stretch near two men. The husband looks up and down for a second and says… “yeah if you were behind me!
A Young City Biker Walks Into A Seedy Tavern
A young city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. Sturgis! He finally made it. After a few minutes of noticing the old biker still just sitting there, the newbie rider bravely asks the old biker. “If you…
Two Young Brothers
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. “That’s truly awful behavior,” the mother replied. “You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man….
Where Did I Come From?
Dad, where did I come from? asks this 10-years-old. “I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from.”
We Are In Big Trouble!
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. The boy did not answer. The priest asked again, in a louder voice: “Where is God?” The boy remained silent. But when the priest asked the same question a…
Two West Australian Rednecks Were Out Hunting
Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground. Give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see.” So they picked up the gearbox,…
Two Guys Are Driving Along In A Car
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The next morning they’re cruising along and the driver asks, “How was it?” The passenger answers, “It was great, but it took my…
Two Great White Sharks Swimming In The Ocean
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spotted survivors of a ship that had just sunk. “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?” His wise old father replied,…
A New Primary Care Doctor
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing,…