An Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. Old lady: “I already know what I want. I want a Christmas tree on my left thigh, and a…
A Woman On Meeting
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice.
A Young Honeymoon Couple
A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. “I always carry a razor-sharp knife in my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, I make deep…
Three Nuns Are Talking
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what I discovered.” and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
A Man Who Drank a Lot Was Told By His Wife
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. “No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket…
A Woman Was Preparing For Her Wedding
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. The groom was a little self-conscious, so he asked his new bride to change in the bathroom and promised not to peek while he got ready for bed. While she was in…
A Woman’s Husband Had Been Slipping
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. When my health started failing, you were still by my side You know what?” “What…
A Very Shy Young Man Goes Into A Bar
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and says, “You…
An Elderly Woman Is Holding A Funeral
An elderly woman is holding a funeral for her recently deceased husband “Thank you, that means a lot.”
Damned Good
A man went to church one Sunday and afterwards, he stopped to shake the hands of the preacher.
Little Johnny Goes Fishing
Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada.