At an airline ticket counter, all of the ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. The ticket agent turned, picked up the public address system microphone and said calmly, “There is…
A married couple is sleeping soundly.
A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. The young man knit his brow. “Well, now,” he said, “my thoughts are a bit more serious this…
As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, the US President strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. The Queen politely turns to the US President and says: “Mr President, please accept my deepest regrets… I am…
A couple was driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. “When do you have time to plow your land? At night?”…
Once at a crossroad, Nasreddin Hodja saw a portly nobleman riding towards him. “Pleased to meet you,” said Hodja. “As to your question, read my mind and proceed.”
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more,…
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room with a huge grin on his face. George was broken-hearted but had to accept the bad news. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came…
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. “You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?” “Is simple,” says the old man. “Many, many years ago when came to…
Mom and her little daughter Maxine are in the kitchen, preparing lunch.
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders.
A traveler approached a little village shop in county Clwyd, Wales. “Because,” the owner replied, “before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”