A Man Is Lying On The Beach
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A Little Boy Falls In Love With Neighbors Girl
Son: “Daddy I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Penny is also your sister. “This went on a couple of…
High School Reunion
60th High School Reunion, He was a widower and she was a widow. After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, “Yes,….. yes I will!” The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning…
A Salesman Rings The Door Bell
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
A Man With A Very Small Head In A Bar
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?”
A Retired Man Went Into Social Security Office
A retired man went into the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is…
Bob Goes To Pick Up His Date
It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she’s ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled…
Husband Making Love To Young Woman
One day, a wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into…
A Woman Hide Under Bed To Check Her Husband
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like. “He hung…
A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband No More Headaches
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years?” The husband replies, “Well, that is wonderful.” His wife then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball Of Fire in the…
Girl Had Grown Hair Between Her Legs
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.