A Rich Dude And His Wife Were Having Dinner
A rich dude and his wife were having dinner at a fancy joint. “I can understand that,” he sez, “but remember, divorce means no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no…
Manager Hired A New Secretary
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. did you also see a soldier standing at attention?” The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, “Why, no sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting…
A Newly Wed Couple Go To Change
On their first night together, a newlywed couple goes to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, “Why do you wear…
After Making Love, The Man Excused Himself And Went Into The Bathroom
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. She responded , ” Because throughout the entire procedure, I did not feel a thing. “
Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit?
A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “At this point, one of the nuns at that back starts…
A Cowboy And A Very Attractive Woman in Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. The lady says, “What” ‘s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies “Well it…
An Old Blind Cowboy Wanders into Bar by Mistake
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate….
A Guy Wakes Up With a Huge Hangover
A guy wakes up with a huge hangover and no recollection of his night out with his mates Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table. ”Well, says the…
A Blonde and Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can…
I Haven’t Had Sex Since 1956
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general looked at her, confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
The Life Of A Widow
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the…