A very ‘straight and honest’ girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: My future husband is faithful because when we went out for holiday one day,… he took care of me specifically even…
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. The mom chimes in, “Haha! After all, he is your son!” The robot slaps the mother.
A man dies and goes to hell Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one. However, at Nigerian Hell, a long line of people is…
Jim calls in to work and says, “Hey, boss I did not come to work today, I am really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof! Can you please…
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little…
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up.
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. So, where are you staying in Rome?” “We’ll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome’s Tiber River called Teste.” “Don’t…
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. How’d you come to your diagnosis so quickly?” “I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there?…
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. “She’s in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.” A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,…
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”…
Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby. He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother, “You’re sure you want a nephew?” “Yes,” the brother replies….