A Man Walks Out To The Street
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. “Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang…
I Don’t Want To Spend The Night With You!
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!” All the people in the library looked at…
Once Upon A Time A Pregnant Lady
Once upon a time, there was a woman that was about to have triplets.
How To Impress A Woman
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
An Old, Tired-Looking Dog Wandered Into The Yard
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. “He lives in a home with four children –he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I…
A Man Give His Wife A Healthy Pinch On Butt
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.
Husband Notices Wife Wearing A Diamond Necklace
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?” She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath…
An Old Couple Wedding
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. “I would like it infrequently “, she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over…
John Hoisted His Beer And Said
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about…
I Met My Neighbor’s Daughter
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. “I saw your daughter with her fart in her arms.”
Three Sisters Decided To Get Married On The Same Day
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. “That’s normal too,” she said, smiling to herself. Finally, she slipped by her youngest daughter’s room where she didn’t hear a…
Doctor I Have An Embarrassing Sexual Problem
A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing sexual problem” Then after dinner my wife and I generally hit the bed early for a serious session, sometimes two or three.” “I see,” says the doctor, “and what…