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An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway police. The woman then gave the officer her license. I see you are from Hull, the officer…

One night, a couple is in the bed and the husband smoothly caresses their wife’s arm…

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position. “And what would that be?” the boss asked. “I tell lies.”

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t…

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she…

At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to p*nis in their countries. because it goes from mouth to mouth…

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The other guy says, “Wow! Then it’s a…

Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When Johnny looked in the crib he said: “What a beautiful baby.” The mother said, ‘Why, Thank you, Johnny.” Johnny said: “He has beautiful little feet, beautiful…

Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You…

So David Is finally engaged and is excited to show off his new bride.

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”