Deserted Island
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is until the ship sank. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash…
A Woman Walks Into A Bar
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & young woman entered The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills,…
You Are A Chicken
A man runs to the doctor and says,
They discover a magic fairy
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The janitor says…
Mummy Is Embarrassed By Her Sons
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to many of her friends. “Mum! I gotta whisper, I gotta whisper!” Mum excuses herself and takes Quentin to the bathroom, smiling at…
Elderly Couple Gets Stranded On
Suddenly, the captain announces over the public address system, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry to say that I have some bad news. Our engines are malfunctioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. “Oh no! I’m sorry I forgot to…
The Struggling Artist Gets The Shock
The owner tells him he has good news and bad news.
His cell phone and started talking
After a tiring day, a young lady settled down in her local train seat and closed her eyes. “Yes, I’m sure dear”. Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the Young Woman sitting next to him had enough,…
I’m here to feed the alligator
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the…
The Angry Nun Decided To Be
“What a wonderful Easter day! Today, I’m so happy, I’ll even be nice to the nuns”, she said. Thanks, Mother You look beautiful, too But it seems like you got up on the wrong side of the bed… The Mother…
A brain works on a different tangent
The female brain works on a different tangent than the male. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life
When his wife walks up behind him
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and him on the back of the head with a frying pan.