A chemistry professor wanted to
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
An old man and docter
All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr Darns said, “George, everything looks great physically. “Thelma,” he said, “George is just fine. Physically he’s great. But I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with…
Little johnny and her father
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
A very large gorilla
It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, Sleeveless with straps. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall She does,…
An Irs Officer Tries To Be
Anxious for his first investigation he was a bit perturbed when he was assigned to audit a Rabbi. “Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he’d go on, in…
Guys go fishing After an hour
Four married guys go fishing After an hour, the following conversation takes place: So they asked him “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?” Fourth guy:…
A Big Glass Of Water
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The Doctor replied, “You’re not drinking enough water.”
A big strong donkey called
Desmond, who was a real town dweller, drove his car into a ditch when out on the country roads Luckily, a local farmer was passing by with his big strong donkey called Dobbin. Desmond was very appreciative but also very…
A couple goes on a date new restaurant
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. Curious about the spoons he beckons the waiter back over. “Is everything to your liking, Sir?” asks the waiter “Oh, yes, it’s…
A Little Old Lady Dropping Money
One of the bags was ripped, and every once in a while, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. On game days, a lot of fans come and throw a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower…
Old Forgetful Couple Go To
Noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. And again he said, “No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.” Then the old lady…
The Camel Refused To Budge
An Arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up. The Arab with a look of resignation bends over and touches his toes…