Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. “How did you sleep?” asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen The cook…
A nun is in charge of painting the walls of a newly built classroom for Sunday School.
A psychic goes to an optician to get his contact lenses replaced. The psychic, getting annoyed replies “I wish I could, however, if I had 2020 vision, I wouldn’t be going to an optician in the first place!”
Cop on horse says to a little girl on a bike, “Did Santa get you that?”
A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. The farmer said, “You can’t flog a dead horse!” Joe said, “Sure I can, Watch…
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal.”
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny.
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says,…
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. Son says, “Ok, OK, we were watching Horn.” Dad says, “What? At your age, I didn’t even…
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. Calling her in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?”…