An Elderly Man Traveling By Plane
An elderly man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his…
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. The attorney responded, “Let me take a look.” So the old drunk handed it…
A Man Went To Visit His 90 Year Old Grandfather
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. “Are you sure these plates are clean”? Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, “I told you before;…
A Lad Was Tired Of The Farm Life
A young lad was tired of the farm life; so off he went and joined the Navy. “six bells hit the deck”, “six bells hit the deck” Well the old sailor was quite angry, and told the parrot I can’t…
An Old Woman From California Purchased A Timber
An elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman…
An Old Lady Went To The Grocery Store
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies. The cashier…
Little Johnny’s Class Had A Spelling Exercise
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. The teacher said: “Very nice, Marcy, who wants…
A Truck Driver Was Going Down A Steep Incline
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of the road.
A Veterinarian Was Feeling ill and Went to Doctor
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
An Old Man Entered The Car Agency
An Old man entered the car agency together with his young wife. The owner of the agency spotted the couple and went over to wait for them himself. So did the agency owner. Then the husband opened his fly, pulled…
An Elderly Man Wants A Job
An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test: “Here is your first question.” The foreman says. The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture…
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop
The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to the steak in a glass case. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!” “Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time…