Bob Went To A Clinic For A Checkup
The nurse asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” He asks, shy. In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to…
A Blonde Walks Into a Store To Buy a New Television
A blonde walks into a store to buy a new Television She looks around for a while and finds the perfect TV for herself She approaches the salesman and says “I would like to buy this TV.” The blonde gets…
A Husband and Wife of Want To Spice Up Their Stale Sex Life
They want to try BDSM for the first time. So one afternoon, the husband comes home from work, heads upstairs to the bedroom to change, and finds his wife spread out on the bed decked out in bondage gear and…
Gabriel’s Horn or Heavens Key?
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed: “Did he?” Said the old nun curiously. Sister Magdalene continued….
An Old Man Boarded An Aeroplane
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and…
A Man Ordered A Voice Automated Car
A man ordered a voice-automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. As he and his wife…
Two Old Italian Men Are Sitting On A Bench
Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first man grabs the newspaper and reads the headline: VIRGINIA PIPELINE LAID BY 5,000 MEN IN 12 MONTHS
Two Dogs In A Vets Waiting Room
Two dogs in a vet’s waiting room. 1st dog is old, grey around the muzzle has a bad limp, and smells bad. ” Well the other day my mistress here was running a bath, she was bending over the bath…
Johnny Passed His Driving Test
Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. The Little Johnny said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that and I’ve noticed in…
Quick! Give Me A Pint Of Lager!
A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!” No sooner does he finish that drink, than he orders a whisky and slams it down.
Three Men Died on Christmas
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.” The third man…
A Wife Went To Doctor
A wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of sex drive. A week later, the lady called the doctor. “Oh my lord!” she wailed, “Terrible! Just terrible.”…