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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her…

Claire, a rather well-proportioned woman, decided during her vacation to take a sunbath on the roof of her hotel. “What difference does it make?” Claire asked rather calmly. “No one can see me up here, and besides, I’m covered with…

When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Well, did he give you something to help your cold”? “Sure did!” Mike answered, somewhat enthusiastically. “He told me to drink…

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her.

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy and put out the word. Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.” “Well, why don’t you go home and work…

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. The priest looked at the little boy and said, “My son, I’ve lived a long and full life….

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad…

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” Without blinking an eye, the…

Kelly and Cooper are fishing out of Darwin Harbor.

Two delicate ladies, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. Yet again, the Texas lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?” The first woman then asked her companion, “What…

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. “Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.” The man calmly looked up at her and said, “No she didn’t….

Murlidhar had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation in New Delhi. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” Murlidhar called a press conference…