Fridays In Hell
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon. Guy: “Gee, that sounds great!” Demon: “You a smoker?” Guy: “You better believe it.” Demon: “All…
Nasreddin Hodja’s Debt
Nasreddin Hodja was once brought before a judge by a man to whom he owed some money. I am told he doesn’t even have food in his house!” “When he knows I am so poor, O Judge,” said Nasreddin Hodja,…
Detective Work
A policeman was interrogating Paddy, Murphy and Mick who were training to become detectives. Murphy giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!” The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the…
Wishful Thinking
Jonathan splurged out by buying a new eco-friendly shampoo without any harmful chemicals.
Airborne Training Day One
Harvey, a US Army soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training. He said, ‘Boy, if you don’t jump right now, I’m going to shove my fist up…
Don’t Talk To My Parrot
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about…
Three Short Funny Jokes That Will Make You Smile
Joke1: You See The Arrows Paddy – way off the legal limit – leaves the pub, staggers to his car and heads towards home. Her mom says, “Well go get daddy, he’ll help you put it back.” Lilly hops on…
Problem Solver
Having breakfast, Lionel asks his wife Marge with a smug grin on his face… He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known for his lack of IQ. He turned to…
The Speaker And His Teeth
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. The speaker said, “They fit perfectly!”…
A Little Explanation
A nice-looking young woman walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He takes the photo, looks at it closely and nods. “Ah yes, I didn’t realize you had a prescription!”
Church’s Board
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church’s board following the close of the service. “Well, thank you,” the pastor replied, “but why?” “Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest…
How Do You Spell That
Paddy’s friend is hit by a car so he phones for an ambulance. Operator: “Sir, can you hear me?” Repeated and repeated until…. Operator in panic mode: “Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?” Paddy: “Sorry bout dat……