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Nasreddin Hodja was lying in the shade of an ancient walnut tree. His body was at rest, but, befitting his calling as an imam, his mind did not relax. Should not walnuts grow on weakly vines and pumpkins on sturdy…

Emma and George are having a heated argument. George finally blurts out, “You know what? You’re not that great in bed anyway!”

Old man Ambrose passed away. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. Helen answered. “The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the church. The wake, food and drinks were another $500. The rest went for the memorial stone.”…

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a…

Gabe and Fred, two old friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. Then he said, “For crying out loud Gabe, what in the world happened to you?” Gabe replied,…

After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked! “Oh. Uhmm… Sorry to hear that. What happened?” Chris…

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well,…

When the manager of a men’s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk’s hand was bandaged, “Oh,” the clerk replied, “after I sold the guy that suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.”

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local bar. “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a…

I was at my bank today, waiting in a short line.

There are six funny dialogues and jokes. His boss was purple with rage.“It’s ten o’clock,” screamed the boss, “you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?” “I’m sorry,” explained Mr. Frank. “I fell out of a ten-story window.”…