Mother Of Six
A couple has six children. The husband, jokingly, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, takes it in her stride. Another Joke: I’m Glad A Sunday school teacher…
Little Hodakio
The teacher said to the class, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” ‘Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?” Once…
Dinner Invitation
After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. Another Joke: Watch Out For Themselves Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, “Watch out for worms.” “When I…
The Best Way To Pray
A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
Only When He’s Drunk
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. Jessica said, “I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your…
At The Watergate Hotel
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. The husband immediately becomes suspicious and wants to know why he’s being questioned. The hotel manager replies, “Well, the room under…
One Million Prisoners
A bunch of old guys are drinking (heavily) in an old Irish pub and giving out about Putin. (Long silence follows) then – “Well okay, forget about the war so.” “AHA! Afraid of the consequences eh?” “F*ck no, It’s just…
Big Man In A Small Town
Joe grew up in a small town and then moved away to attend college and law school. “No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won’t settle this case for less than $1 million. Yes. The…
Rabbi’s Advice
An extremely agitated and worried man tracks down the Rabbi in the synagogue. A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, “I spoke to your wife… spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my…
Mourning His Mutt
For many years, Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. Muldoon said, “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think €5,000 is enough to donate for the service?” Father Patrick exclaimed, “Sweet Mary,…
Marriage Jokes
Marriage Counseling Herb and Grace are having major problems and decide to see a marriage counselor. one’s marriage has to be decided by her parents and accordingly, her mother’s marriage was arranged by her grandparents, but her sister has broken…
St Peter
St Peter is doing his shift at Heaven’s Gate. Suddenly there’s a knock. St Peter answers it and there’s a nervous, dishevelled looking man standing outside. One minute later, another knock. It’s the same game: St Peter opens the door,…