Uncle George Funny Jokes

Uncle George

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. “Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had…

Tie In The Desert Funny Jokes

Tie In The Desert

A guy was walking through the Sahara desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Go over that way, they’ll give you all the water you want.” The guy thanked him and walked away towards…

Skydiving Funny Jokes

 Skydiving

Manoj signed up to learn skydiving in Mysore at the base of the Chamundi Hills. Manoj thinks to himself, “It will be just my luck that the car won’t be there either.”

Direct Call Funny Jokes

 Direct Call

The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. “Thank you very much. This is great! But listen, I want to pay for my phone charges.” The Pope, of course, refuses, but the Rabbi is…

Invisibility Funny Jokes

 Invisibility

A psychiatrist sat in his study, totally immersed in reading a novel. After a knock on the door, his secretary walked in and announced, Roses are the symbol of love, but apples…?” The lawyer answers, “Well, darling, an apple a day…

Stock market Explained Funny Jokes

Stock market Explained

“Papa,” little Sammy asks his father. “What is the stock market?” “Oh, Sammy,” replies the father, “you are much too small to understand!” So, you end up having thousands of chickens. You see, this is the stock market. You understand, Sammy?” “Yes,…

Eye Problems Funny Jokes

Eye Problems

Dilip, an elderly village man, walks into the reception of an eye clinic in Delhi and asks for an emergency appointment. Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in…