Abhishek always looked on the bright side and would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. “That’s awful,” said Abhishek, “but it could have been worse.” “How in the hell,” asked his bewildered friend, “could it have been worse?”…
Lone Viking walks into a Northumbrian village. Everybody scarpers, except one old man. Viking scratches his head, and says: “I wonder where the lads have gone…”
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. To which the boy replies, “Now we run!”
Eighty-year-old Abhilash was having an annual physical at the local hospital. “Do you have a sex life?” “Yes, yes!” Abhilash exclaims. “Well,” said the doctor, “I’m afraid with this heart murmur, you’ll have to give up half your sex life.”…
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulled up beside her. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, my last offer!…
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife…
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says, “OK, hand me your wallet, I’ll…
In a very exclusive private school near California’s Silicon Valley, a third-grade teacher was lecturing her upper-high-class students about the less fortunate. The gardeners were poor… This was a very poor family!”
An old couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn’t believe her, so she…
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far you guys…
Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to answer a question to enter. St Peter asks her “Who was the first woman on Earth?” She…
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun.