Johnny Was Out Hunting With His Dad
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. “Well, did your wiener get cold again, and if so, did you rub it a little?” “Sure did Dad,…
Johnny Was Wondering One Day
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “WellJohnny, this sounds like a good question to ask Mr. Jones down at the railroad yard”. So off Johnny went to go ask Mr Jones. “Mr Jones, why do…
Johnny Went To Confession
Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. For your penance say three rosaries and wash your hands in holy water.” So Johnny knelt down and fudged his way through the laborious…
Johnny’s First Day Of School
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, the teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he didn’t know. So he went to his sister(Mary) and she was listening to music. Johnny: What is 10+10 Mary:(singing) Let’s go, baby…
Let’s Pretend That We’re Married
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train… “Good,” she replied. “get your own f*cking blanket.” After a moment…
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. Leroy’s mother, being a religious woman, wanted Leroy to reflect on his behavior over the last year. “Go to your room, Leroy, and think about how you have…
Light Attraction
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ ‘No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s…
Linguistic Humor – Timbuktu
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. I and Tim a-huntin went, Met three whores in a pop up tent. They were three, and we were two, So I…
Little Johnny and the History Exam
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests. “Well, I read the history book last night and I…
Little Johnny Attended A Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
An Old Man Walked Out Onto A Frozen Lake
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. Finally, the old man couldn’t take…
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the…