Andy Is Put In A Cell
Andy is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window.
Andy is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window.
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The man wrote out a check, thanked the loan officer, and…
A stranger drove his car into a ditch in a desolate area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. “Well… Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling,…
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction said “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. Well, you don’t have to worry about…
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor’s waiting room and approached the desk. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’ The man replied,…
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.
One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. “Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy ride?” “Of course, Son, we’re a family.” So Little Johnny climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts…
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?” Johnny proudly stated, “The maid has got it and she is…
I was working in a scrap yard during summer vacation at an engineering university. I patiently explained that if I heated the nut, it would grow larger and release its grip on the bolt, so I could then remove it….
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends