One Night a Little Girl Walks
One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because Mommy, every time you leave in the morning,…
The British, French and Aussies Do A Study
The British, French and Aussies do a study. Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. After three years of research at a cost of in…
The Doctor And His Wife Were Playing Golf
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Marie brings out the perfect plates of Beef Wellington and the doctor says Wow I have never seen…
The Wrong Train
Bob is a favorite conductor among commuters on the Long Island Rail Road. “What am I supposed to do now?” asked the flustered passenger. Returning the punched card, Bob replied calmly, “Ask the ticket.”
Medical Bill!
A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. `It’s $100 for the lab test, $100 for the CAT scan and $50 for the medicine.`
Watch Out for The Wall Please!
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall please!”
This Useful Tool
This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will…
The Haunted Hotel
A man and his wife were on a driving holiday and looking for a hotel for the night. The couple thought nothing of it and made their way to the cheaper hotel. When they arrived they paid £25 each and,…
The 3 Farmers
The 3 farmers Once there were 3 really poor farmers. One day they saw a flier for the county fair. Once the monkey got the hang of it, they put him back in the pig pen. There was a giant…
Surprise!
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.
Overcome Fear
When I was interned in Dr. Eiras Hospital, I began to have panic crises. In this way, he is still a mouse and does not become a monster. “Be afraid of some things and concentrate all your fear on them…
One Evening a Teenage Daughter
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase.