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One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. I broke it’s neck, smashed it’s eggs and burned it’s nest

It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blond girl asked the waiter where the restroom was.

Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “He told me just to cut the legs off the bed!”

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours,

A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. I follow. He and she go to the…

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, “How could…

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions”,…

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before….

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”

After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.  After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became.  He just wouldn’t…

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. “And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks…