The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient’s daughter…
A boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam. She gets a map of the city and can’t find Portugal. “I swear Portugal can’t be far. The maid is from Portugal and she…
A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed. “He wasn’t kissing my neck he whispered in my ear that he was gay…
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. The barkeep replied, “If you say you paid, I’ll take your word for it.” Soon the customer went into the…
Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. The other two said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said,…
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk…. MAN: How much?” WOMAN: $60,000. MAN: “For that price, I…
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he…
During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was…
Steve got a job as a lumberjack. And on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” “Hmm, maybe there’s something wrong with your chainsaw. Let me take a look at it.”…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don’t your ears ever get cold?”
Note: We love both dogs and cats, this is just in jest! 5. A dog knows when you’re sad. And he’ll try to comfort you. Cats don’t care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener…
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church,…