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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

According to a 19th century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day. The Lie says to the Truth: “It’s a marvelous day today”! The furious Truth comes out of the well and runs everywhere to find the Lie…

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don’t like each other. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, “I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!” and rides off.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had Daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get…

Randy was in the hospital for a complete check-up. At 11:00 AM, they brought him soup for lunch. He refused it.

A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer.

Grandpa and his 7-year-old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. Thirty minutes later, Grandpa comes out and hands the boy another five dollars. “Grandpa, you already paid me,” says the…

Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never breaks. How is it possible?

A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. They sift the straw, cut it into pieces, rip open the fabric of his bags, attempt to burn…

A poor peasant is traveling the woody trails of Sherwood when a hooded man walks up to him.

One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because…

On his Birthday,… A man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. Peter happily agreed,… They had their lunch but on the way back to the office,… Anna said,…