The Last Three People On Earth
At the end of humanity, there were three gentlemen left on the face of the Earth. “You will have 100 years of good health and no aging, to enjoy these places of chosen paradise. Step forward and state your desire….
Two Women Go Out Drinking Without Their Husbands
Two women go out one night without their husbands. “I’m just going to use my underwear and throw it out.” Her friend, however, was wearing her favorite (and rather expensive knickers) and didn’t want to ruin them. So she elected…
An Old Professor Started Every Class With A Vulgar Joke
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Fanny Green
A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. ‘Very well,’ sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary’s. At mass the next morning, as the…
Poor Guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants s*x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates…
Two Old Women Talking
Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities. She was having an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backward until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked…
Maybe Next Time
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play.
A Man Goes To Visit His 85-Year-Old Grandpa In The Hospital
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. At 10 o’clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate & a Viagra tablet .. and that’s it. I go out like…
Three Women Were Having A Drink In A Bar
Three women were having a drink in a bar. They were all claiming they could make their husband scream the loudest during bang bang. The second woman played her husband’s recording and it was even louder. “How did you manage…
A Woman Goes To Prison To Visit Her Husband
A woman goes to prison to visit her husband who has just been sentenced to 40 years in jail. he will reduce your prison sentence by one year …” “What !!! What a miserable bastard and what did you say…
4th Grade Boys Discuss How To Get A Girl
Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. Dad being quite confident opens his fly, displays his penis across his hand, and tells Jimmy this is the perfect penis. The…
A Lady That Was Wearing A Tight Skirt Was Waiting At The Bus Stop
A lady who was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still too tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and…