Religion Classes
Little Jenny isn’t a very good student. She gives an especially poor performance at religion classes. “And so Jenny, how do we call Our Savior, the Son of God?” Little Johnny stabs Little Jenny again with the needle. “Sweet Jesus!”…
Twenty Years On The Job
A horrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory in Mumbai. Once all the mess has been cleared up, an inquiry begins. “20 years in the company, then he goes and strikes a match in the mixing room, I’d have thought…
Out Of Cough Syrup
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
Chinese Jews
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in San Francisco. “Sid,” asked Al, “Are there any Jews in China?” While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are…
Dumb And Dumber
Two professors were arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought he was the bigger idiot. The second professor, not to be outdone says, “Oh Yes! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father)…
Just Out Of Jail
Small-time crook Bernie had been in prison for a few years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. Bernie answered, “Your mother wants to eat first! Where shall we go?”
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline, and the woman had hoped against hope that…
Important Question
The instructor at the antenatal class for couples who’d already had at least one child encourages them to ask any questions they may have.
Trapped In His Seat
A little guy gets on a plane and sits in his allocated middle seat. He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy’s chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks…
Death Of The Milkman
A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, wife and a nurse. Are you f*cking kidding me!!!?? He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!”
Boy’s Truthful Prayer
Lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner.
Black Angus Bull!
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull.