A Married Woman Walks Up To A Doctor
A married woman walks up to a doctor and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in love making. The next day, she’s even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills…
A Hound Dog Lays in The Yard
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
An Elderly Couple Was Just Settled Down
An elderly couple had just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers…
1000 Marbles
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it’s the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it’s the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. I heard an older…
3 Boys And Girl In The Train
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs.” Then the young girl says, “If you will give me…
Whose Panties Are These?
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry.
A Woman Comes Home
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” His wife then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few…
Artwork Activity In School
A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew.
A Husband And Wife Were Golfing
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?”