A Husband And Wife At Custody Court
The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife. Ex Husband: “If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out. Is it mine or the machines?”
A Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15 Years
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This…
A Priest And A Nun Are Having a Tennis Match
A priest and a nun are having a tennis match… The priest is very competitive, but can’t seem to bring his A-game to the nun who is clearly better. I swear to you, if I do it again, may God…
A Guy And His Buddy Are On The Beach Trying To Pick Up Girls
A guy and his buddy are on the beach trying to pick up girls. The guy walks up and down the beach in his bathing suit and nothing.
Doctor I Can’t Get it Up My Wife Anymore
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a s*xual problem. I can’t get it up for my wife anymore.” While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” he said to…
Doctor Sticking a Finger In The Butt
New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. The students freaked out, and hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body…
She Did What He Said
She did what he said The retiring mailman, The mailman who had been on the same route for 10 years was leaving the job. Afterwards, she led him back downstairs to the dining room where there was a sumptuous lunch…
Newlywed men
Three newlywed men were discussing their wives. The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to do all the cooking.
A woman and army general
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general looked at her, confused, and replied “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”