There was an engineer
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. He spent a day studying the huge machine. At the end of the day, he marked a small “x” in…
An older gentleman was
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, operate.
The mother-in-law arrives home
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here Jean…
457 Years
A famous lawyer died and, unexpectedly, showed up at the Pearly Gates.
Appearance
Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight.
We got married
At about 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably He says, “Do you remember when we got married twenty (20) years ago?” She looks…
Ex-Wife
A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
Three blondes
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line. “Well,…
Biker Punks & Truck Driver
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles”
Arriving Home Very Drunk
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?”
The Priest And Rabbi Did This
The priest says, “Oh heavens, I forgot my lures back on land” and steps out of the boat, walks across the water back to the land, and grabs his lures before walking back to the boat. After a moment the…
A Dirty Boy
Two bachelors are talking and their conversation drifts from politics to cooking. “That animal saved my life twice,” he said “Once I fell into the river and he jumped in and dragged me to the bank Another time my house…