Hearing problem
An elderly gentleman had been experiencing serious hearing problems for some years. I’ve changed my will five times!”
Door to door selling of bibles
He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher believed that divine intervention had occurred He was dumbfounded and had to know the young man’s secret. So the preacher asked the young man…
Strange noises coming from the bedroom
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. “You rotten bastard,” says the husband, “My wife’s having a heart attack…
A neighborhood kid
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. “Okay, mister, I’m done painting But I gotta tell ya, that’s not a Porsche, it’s a Lamborghini.”
A professor & a CEO
A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. This’ll be a breeze” so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so…
A Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel…
The Lost Coat
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
A Hunter Spots A Grizzly Bear
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes, he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires. He searches through the woods, up and over hills, and then he spots…
Dad asked me for the Vaseline
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.
A man and his wife
A man and his wife are discussing what they think their son will be when he grows up. He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down. He picks up the Bible, leafs through…
An elderly couple
An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar The priest and doctor continued to argue their point and as others began to shift their attention to their conversation, the old man spoke. “You are both wrong,…
A school teacher
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. “We asked them if a school teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.”