The Jigsaw Puzzle
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be…
Three old ladies
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old
Business Strategy
When the expensive printer/ photocopier in an office began to print black lines on every page, “Actually it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves…
A lawyer with the barber
A lawyer tries to make conversation when a barber shaves his hair. Barber whispers in the lawyer’s ear: Barber turns to a lawyer. “See, I told you.” After he finishes shaving lawyer leaves the store and sees John He goes…
The Sleepy Teacher
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. “We asked them if a school teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.”
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. “This is for little Thomas, it holds just enough water to help cure his hiccups, so I wrote HIC on it, it’s the HIC-cup!” She then pulls down another…
A stranger walks up to an Egyptian
A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds.
Suddenly a big burly man
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool. After about an hour he returns, walks up behind the big guy who is now sitting at the bar, and whacks him…
A girl in a club
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?” I said, “My wife found out.”
Cabbie speeding through the streets
The cabbie said no problem and started speeding through the streets We came up to a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection. I got curious, “Why are you stopped at a…
Sixty is the worst age
Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!” “Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 70-year-old….
A girlfriend and boyfriend
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” The mom said,