That Ticking Sound
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. “If you would’ve put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus… so…
No Luck With The Ladies
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you’ll have women buzzing all around you.” The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a…
A Priest And A Rabbi
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: The priest replied: “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.” The…
A night At The Farm
A traveling salesman gets lost on his way to the next city when night is falling. The farmer looks at him incredulously and repeats, “You talked to the animals?” The salesman goes, “Yeah, I spoke to the chickens, they say…
Traffic Jam
It was a stifling hot day in Delhi and Dinesh fainted in the middle of a busy intersection in Gurgaon.
Naked Inmate
An inmate escapes from a facility for the criminally insane, in the Irish countryside, on a freezing cold winter night by squeezing through a bathroom window, completely naked. Good God man did’nt you say anything? Oh I surely did- I…
Dinner With Girlfriend’s Family
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he may give the…
Police Investigation
One night, an old lady stumbled into the rural Darwin police station with a black eye.
Camping Holiday Reservation
A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a week’s holiday in Sydney with her husband. “Does the camping ground have its own B.C.” is what she wrote. Well, the camping ground…
Cricket Games
Bipin works in New Delhi at a marketing company and has a good-natured boss, Mr Mauria.
Studying in Berlin
Karim, a Saudi Prince went to Germany to study economics at the university.
Repairs To The Church Building
The parish priest was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Any of you who can pledge $100 or…