A young man goes into the Job
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney and sees an ad for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. The man says “Oh is that where the job is?” The clerk says “No sir. That’s…
A blonde woman is driving down
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. “A little more to the left…a little more to the right”
Joe is on his last day
Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. When I told him that it was your last day at work, he told me ‘F**k him, give…
A funeral service is held for a woman
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
A woman walks into her
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” They both think for a minute and then the woman…
A prayer before sleeping
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened “God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye Grandpa” The father realized that his daughter could predict the family deaths and that this was no…
A gorilla in a tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree: “But what’s that shotgun for?” “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla.” The man said. “Shoot the Chihuahua.”
A foursome of senior golfers
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
An old man gets on a crowded bus
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
A man orders one shot
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot.
Surgeon Explains
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. One of them asked why. The fourth surgeon replied, “Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their. and head are interchangeable.”