Chopping Wood
A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out – caterer, band, and a hired clown. The woman is very frustrated and frantically tries to think of some solution. When she happens to look out…
The Perfect Shot
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity.
Mischief-maker
Quirky six-year-old Dylan often drives his mother Eileen to the brink of her tolerance.
The Skull Of St. Patrick
An American businessman had just arrived at the Dublin airport as he was in town for an important meeting. The American was so impressed he bought the the souvenir immediately. A few weeks later the same businessman was again in…
Alligator Shoes
A young woman was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. Determined, the woman turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, When he spots the young…
Officer On Duty
One night a police officer is staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. As soon as he pulls onto the street, the officer stops him, reads him his rights and administers the breathalyzer test to determine his…
The Racehorse
Charlie has a racehorse that has never won a race.
A reformed Mental Patient
In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them. You will be asked two questions, and if you get them right, you will be free to go. Do you…
Fear Of The Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver replied, “No, no, I’m the one who is sorry, it’s entirely my fault, today is…
What’s The Time?
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers he has an important meeting scheduled. With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick….
The Wal-Mart Employee
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her son’s birthday. He said, “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It’s a good all around rod and reel…
Five Flies
The other day, Charley stopped at a friend’s house.